December 09, 2003
So I was talking to my gay friend John today, and as I walked past him after we finished our conversation he exclaimed:
Your ass looks FABULOUS in those pants!
I do believe that only gay men can get away with comments like that.
So what did I do? I ran right out to the mall and bought another pair of FAPs - Fabulous Ass Pants. This pair is in khaki; the original FAPs are black. I also bought a pair of the FAPs in black in a smaller size, because God knows they won't still be in stock when I lose more weight. And dammit, my ass needs these pants.
If I turned around and looked at my butt, I bet it would be clamoring for the FAPs.
There's also this one black shirt I have that I think makes my ... um ... chest look really good. And I feel especially cute in my Swell pajama pants (both pair!).
Is "pair" or "pairs" correct in that usage?
Everyone should have a few special items of clothing that just make them feel wonderful, unstoppable, unbeatable whenever they wear them. Like Overg and his suits. And you in your ...
Oh! Before I forget - can someone please reprogram me to both enjoy and crave exercise? Because I don't, and I really should.
Posted by Highwaygirl on December 9, 2003 07:36 PM
to the category Stuff About Me
Eh, I don't feel all that wonderful in my suits. Sure, I look fucking great, but they're really not that comfortable.
If you want me in my unstopable best, check me out in my robe and pajama pants. They're the real FAPs of my life.
The real question is, where do the FAPs come from, and what is the model name/number of the FAPs? Everyone can use FAPs. And, if I could live in my PJs, I would. In fact, I'd like to work from home in my PJs and fuzzy leopard slippers. That would be heaven.
I love my old black stretch pants and white v-neck shirt. They make me "feel wonderful, unstoppable, and unbeatable" while I'm doing laundry or scooping cat litter!
Exercise? Once I get started it's great, but despite knowing this, the internal struggle is always lively and Anything Else But Exercise tends to win. Hold a gun to my head, please.
Raise your hand if you want to see a picture of HWG in her FAPs. Or if you just want a pic of her FA.
*raises for both*
My hair is what makes me feel most fab. If my hair is right, get the hell out of my way.