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November 25, 2004

Kiss Me, I'm Irish


Happy Thanksgiving, sweetmeats!

I'm Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, nice to meet you. Never heard of me before? I was in the movie Bend It Like Beckham playing Joe, the football coach, and I looked very hot in that film. Then again, I'm right gorgeous almost all of the time.

I've been cast as Schmendrick in the live-action version of The Last Unicorn, which means both HWG and Teem have to love me.

I'm from Ireland originally, and still live there. Some people think I can look a little strung out. I think they're just jealous of my cool hair and my come-hither stare.

Sometimes my top lip can look a little jacked up, but come on - would you kick this out of bed? Not a chance - unless it was to shag me on the floor.

Look at how pretty my eyes are (forgive me for desperately needing a wax in that photo). I look good in a suit, whether at a premiere or splayed out on a poker table. I'm all in, baby - allll in.

Sometimes I bear a striking resemblence to Joaquin Phoenix. When I was young, I used to get trapped on staircases.

I'm probably prettier than you are. But you can still take me home and play with me.

Posted by Highwaygirl on November 25, 2004 10:02 PM to the category Celebrity Crush

You realize that you're certifiable, right?

Posted by: rappy at November 26, 2004 11:07 AM

Someone give her a hot shower!


Posted by: Phildozer at November 26, 2004 12:35 PM

Am I even more certifiable because I just rented three of Jonny's movies (Titus, Velvet Goldmine and I'll Sleep When I'm Dead)?

Posted by: Highwaygirl at November 26, 2004 05:50 PM

Umm I think I have better hair. :)

Posted by: mike at November 26, 2004 08:57 PM

Ummm... yeah... YUM....

Posted by: Miss Katelynne at November 27, 2004 03:37 PM

he is so hott!!!!!!!! he is perfect in every way.
I would take him home to play anytime baby!

Posted by: shelby at July 21, 2005 06:33 PM

oh... kinda crumble... i love him!

Posted by: Elsa Molko at October 13, 2005 11:26 AM

i dont know why my girlfriend so crazy in him. but one that i know, my face is not so different with him.he he he.

Posted by: randolph at October 25, 2005 01:02 AM
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