There is no emoticon for how I feel today.
Me: did you send me this DC incident?
Jake: what DC incident
Me: about the CP
Me: staff only pages
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Jake: I'm going to hurt you
Do this do that what do you think of this maybe we should do that no let's do that or maybe that but definitely not that what do you want to do about that and that and that but not that. Let's leave that alone.
WARNING! The following contains profanity.
Jake: Sean used to call him the "walking erection"
Me: I'm sick of you bitches not sending me email when you send me an incident
Me: oh, nevermind. you did.
Me: why would Sean call him that?
Jake: because Path will hit on anything that moves
Me: I really don't want to think about Path's cock, EVER
Jake: (and I personally believe he would fuck a dead person)
Jake: hahaahahaha dude
Jake: you just said _Path's real name_ and COCK in the same sentence
Jake: HATRED ETERNAL
Jake: DAMN MY VIVID IMAGINATION
Me: I'm going to gouge my eyes out
Jake: better make it deeper into my brain
Jake: I don't want to picture what Path does with himself in the depths of the night
Me: now I've totally lost track of what I was doing
Me: oh, you know what?
Me: I'll bet he uses LOTION
Me: when he strokes himself
Jake: SFUFUFUFUCKKKKKKKKKKKYOPU GDA!!
Jake: FGUCK YAOU!
Jake: lkeasg jhafd
Me: *giggling maniacally*
Jake: *VOMITING VIOLENTLY*
Me: at least I didn't speculate about HOW he strokes himself
Me: like, speed and stuff
Jake: I'm going to kill you
Me: I'm laughing so hard I cannot breeeeeeeeeeeathe
Me: I need my inhaler
Jake: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Jake: you are pure evil
It's 3:30. And I'm maybe 10% done with all the stuff I need to do. Although I did finish two things for other people, so that's progress.
*wades back into the abyss*Posted by Highwaygirl on January 4, 2005 03:37 PM to the category Work