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'Ello, luv! I'm Ewan McGregor - fancy a shag?
No no, I'm kidding. Sort of. But seriously, look at how cute I am. Don't you want to jump on my ... bike?
Oh, I'm just playing. Sort of. You know what they say about Scotsmen and kilts, right? (I look a little puffy in that one. Must lay off the cigarettes and Stolichnaya).
I can rock the tight black t-shirt. And I look really sharp all cleaned up for a fashion shoot, don't I? Aren't they casting for the next Bond? Does Bond ever get naked? Because I've been naked in almost everything (don't worry, it's work safe). I've also been known to kiss a cock when the mood strikes.
Speaking of "strikes" - who knew Obi Wan Kenobi could be so pretty? No cracks about my lightsaber!
I like to spend my time sitting on stairs with my shoes untied. I need a nice girl to come tie me up. Volunteers? I promise to moon over you with my big green eyes.
Ordinarily I'm quite attractive, but like all the other blokes, sometimes my head looks like a cabbage.
You should also fancy me because I'm willing to make myself look foolish, just for your amusement. I'll wear my pants on my head if it will make you smile. I'll gleefully pretend to decapitate a tiny plastic skeleton in order to make you laugh. I'll even slick my hair into a pompadour and play with miniatures - Ewan destroy Tokyo! - all for your affection.
Really - how can you not love this face? Just don't try to bite my neck like Vampira over there, because that makes me sad.
Here's one last look, just for Roo.
Now excuse me, I have to go get naked.
Posted by Highwaygirl on January 26, 2005 10:08 AM to the category Celebrity CrushHahaha, the pants-on-the-head thing cracked me up.
Yay, another boy of whom I approve!
Posted by: Teem at January 26, 2005 10:15 AMYAY!!! Thanks Heewig!! How I love him. LOVE him. I just want to go and have a pint with him. You did forget to mention that he calls his wife and daughters his "wee girls" and his "wee ladies." If that doesn't win you over, you are made of stone, people!
Posted by: Roo at January 26, 2005 05:11 PMHey, good show! Ewan is my number one pretend boyfriend. He's been at the top of the list since Shallow Grave, and I don't see him moving - ever.
Posted by: Jubileee at January 26, 2005 06:27 PMI also forgot to mention that not only is Ewan a terribly adorable lad, he also has a beautiful voice, aaaaaaand has written a book (it's based on his Long Way Round journey; I'm reading it now!). Plus, he has a super big heart. When he was "motorbiking" across the world, he met these children in a Mongolian orphanage that touched his heart so much he tried to adopt one. He's the real deal, my friends. :)
Posted by: Roo at January 27, 2005 04:00 PMOMMMGGGGGGG !!!!
ARE YOU WERLY WENTWORTH MILLER ??
ARE YOU EVER COMING TO THE NETHERLANDS?
ARE YOU STILL SINGLE ??
I KNOW YOU WHERE NO GAY ....
WHEN I SWA YOU IN THE CLIP OF MARIAH CAREY AND ON JOAN OF ARCADIA I FALLED IN LOVE WITH HIME WENTWORTH MILLER .....
HERE IN THE NETHERLANDS IT'S GOING TO STARED IN 1 AN A HALF HOUT I WATCH PRISON BREAK 15 TIMES IN !!
NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER STOP PRISON BREAK !!
I LOVE YOU WENTWORTH, YOU ROCK MY WORLD !!
I LOVE PRISON BREAK , NEVR STOP !!