Roo: I am eating pretzel balls and peanut butter
Roo: "brain food"
Roo: these pretzel balls are awesome
Roo: I don't even like pretzels
Me: pretzel ... balls?
Me: oh my
Me: where did you find those?
Roo: but my boss got me this MASSIVE container of them
Roo: because I couldn't find them
Roo: she got them at Publix!
Roo: they're buttery and yummy
Roo: and healthy!
Roo: 1.5 grams of fat, 110 calories
Roo: for 30 of them
Me: well, I will have to go to Publix at lunchtime, then!
Me: to get the apple caramel popcorn, and look for those
Roo: they are REALLY yummy with a bit of peanut butter
Roo: I think it's the perfect snack!
Me: chocolate covered pretzel balls!
Roo: oh Lord, chocolate dipped peanut butter pretzel balls
Roo: I love balls
Me: oh, me too
Roo: and I bet the balls filled with stuff will be of teh awesome
Roo: BALLS RULE!
Me: Vive le Balls!
Roo: *holds balls*
Me: *raises balls*
Roo: *dips balls in peanut butter*
Me: *licks balls clean*
Roo: tee hee
Roo: Vive le balls...hee
Roo: yes, clearly I am in need of more pretzel balls
Me: dammit, now I need these balls
Roo: yes you do
Roo: everyone deserves these balls
Me: why must you taunt me with your luscious balls?!?
Roo: the balls of goodness
Me: happy fun balls
Roo: I didn't even know I liked the balls! But then my boss brought them in!
Roo: and now I have a container of zee balls under me desk
Me: ooh, I see the big container
Roo: yes! those are mah balls!
Roo: except MINE have a yellow top
Me: hopefully I can find them
Me: I WANT BALLS
Roo: Yes you do!
Me: I cannot be denied my fair right to these balls
Roo: we should add a new amendment to the constitution
Roo: "the right to bear balls"
Me: I will search far and wide for these balls
Me: like Lewis and Clark
Me: that's it!
Me: I will spend my lunch hour procuring these balls!
Me: no matter the cost!
Roo: I'm like the ball guru!
Me: you are my ball pimp
Me: pimping your luscious salty balls
Roo: don't forget buttery!
Roo: and healthy!