Rubbin' On the Lotion

Dandy Warhols "Horse Pills" Listen | Buy

NOTES: It's been a good 10 days since I've posted a Dandy Warhols song. Can't let that happen again. The lyrics of this song are kinda silly, but I love the churning feel of the music.

So your ex got a mansion
Where you kick it on the hill
Your boy comes to see you
He's your Hollywood thrill
He's a Spanish fly
That bucks like a stallion
In the suits that you got him
He looks more Italian

And you worry 'bout your tan
When the weather's gettin' clammy
Summer in the city and winters in Miami
And you get so high on the high life bills
Cruisin' and boozin'
And rockin' on the horse size pills
You could even take more thrills
You could even take more spills
Pills, thrills, chills, and ills man, kills
And rockin' on the horse size

Butt's gettin' bigger
Do you think he'll notice maybe?
That's ok, don't worry 'bout it baby
'Cause everybody knows
He pumps you for your money
That's alright, don't worry 'bout it honey

In your itsy bitsy teeny weenie
Riding up your butt bikini
Keepin' on the heels
'Cause you're saggin' just a teeny bit more
Than the girls he pretends he doesn't thrill
Rubbin' on the lotion
And rockin' on the horse size pills

You could even take more thrills
You could even take more spills
Pills, thrills, chills, and ills man, kills
And rockin' on the horse size

Sometimes you feel like Moses
That's when you're toasted

And rockin' on the horse size

Posted by Highwaygirl on May 10, 2005 11:14 PM to the category The Key of Life