Did I ever tell you guys that my cousin Jamie is a model? She's also the mother of three, including twin boys. I don't remember why I did it, but tonight I Googled her married name and I found her composite sheet (I think that's what it's called) and her portfolio.
Jamie has been insanely pretty since she hit 15. She grew up, got married, popped out the kids, and now she looks like this:
Now, I'm not jealous or anything (well, except of her hair. I always coveted her pretty, pretty hair). I can fully admit that Jamie attained a level of hotness that I did not. The tradeoff is that I'm much, much smarter.
Which is precious little comfort when I see photos of that witch in her underwear.
I'm just kidding, J. I love you.
But know one thing – I WAS THE CUTER CHILD. Want proof? Here you go:
I? Much cuter than Jamie when we were kids. Of course, that ended by the time we hit adolescence. Hormones can be so cruel.
Where are you highwaygirl....? As a talented photographer and interesting blogger, I for one miss you.
Posted by: Dave at March 26, 2007 06:39 AM