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December 15, 2005

Dionne Warwick's Cosmic Peephole

God, that sounds dirty.

The Cosmic Peephole has the power to reveal the private, hush-hush life of anybody in the world. Type a name into the field below and gaze into anyone's very soul... if you dare!"

Let's see what some of my friends are up to:

"Before going to work, Rappy self-flagellates with a leather belt soaked in malt liquor."

"Jake picks fights with supermarket bag boys."

"People laugh at your jokes only because Roo told them you are slightly retarded."

"Teem just got a uvula piercing."

"Eric loves the sticky, goose-pimpled feeling of wet buttocks on vinyl."

"Randomben uses pubic mousse."

"Matt is wearing provocatively threadbare underwear."

"Trina once ran over a Golden Retriever puppy - and laughed about it!"

"Totem force-feeds Guinness to guinea pigs."

"Auntie Christ is heartlessly snickering at a crippled, elderly homeless person begging for spare change."

"Highwaygirl viciously pinches marsupial nipples."

Posted by Highwaygirl on December 15, 2005 05:57 PM to the category Randomness

"mike inflicts grievous genital harm on a Sally Jesse Raphael voodoo doll."

And the sad part is, I probably would, if I had a Sally J voodoo doll.

Posted by: Mike at December 16, 2005 10:42 AM

Well, Mike, now I know exactly what to get you for the holidays. But you must provide photographic evidence of the grevious genital harm.

Posted by: Highwaygirl at December 16, 2005 02:32 PM

I got a u...uvu...a WHAT!? Hee.

Posted by: Teem at December 17, 2005 01:27 AM
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