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God, that sounds dirty.
The Cosmic Peephole has the power to reveal the private, hush-hush life of anybody in the world. Type a name into the field below and gaze into anyone's very soul... if you dare!"
Let's see what some of my friends are up to:
"Before going to work, Rappy self-flagellates with a leather belt soaked in malt liquor."
"Jake picks fights with supermarket bag boys."
"People laugh at your jokes only because Roo told them you are slightly retarded."
"Teem just got a uvula piercing."
"Eric loves the sticky, goose-pimpled feeling of wet buttocks on vinyl."
"Randomben uses pubic mousse."
"Matt is wearing provocatively threadbare underwear."
"Trina once ran over a Golden Retriever puppy - and laughed about it!"
"Totem force-feeds Guinness to guinea pigs."
"Auntie Christ is heartlessly snickering at a crippled, elderly homeless person begging for spare change."
"Highwaygirl viciously pinches marsupial nipples."
Posted by Highwaygirl on December 15, 2005 05:57 PM to the category Randomness"mike inflicts grievous genital harm on a Sally Jesse Raphael voodoo doll."
And the sad part is, I probably would, if I had a Sally J voodoo doll.
Posted by: Mike at December 16, 2005 10:42 AMWell, Mike, now I know exactly what to get you for the holidays. But you must provide photographic evidence of the grevious genital harm.
Posted by: Highwaygirl at December 16, 2005 02:32 PMI got a u...uvu...a WHAT!? Hee.
Posted by: Teem at December 17, 2005 01:27 AM