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October 20, 2003

Pain and Agony

Okay, so, last night as I was changing the sheets on my bed I bent my pinkie nail backwards. Which stung like a mofo. Fast forward to this morning when I'm blowdrying my hair - I SNAG THE EDGE OF THE NAIL in my hair, and it RIPS OFF. Way down on the nail bed.

And you know what? It hurts now. A lot. A LOT.

Hey, the new Joe Millionaire premieres tonight! A whole new group of gold-digging whores, ready for mocking! And ooh, the bios for everyone are up. Let's see what we've got:

Heh, when you click on one of the girls, you don't get information about her - you get information about her country of origin. Did you know that "in 2001, the Italian Supreme Court ruled a man grabbing a woman's butt was not sexual harassment as long as the act was not premeditated"?

I don't think I'd do very well in Italy.

One of the German chicks, Johanna, looks nice. I'll bet Anique is going to be a bitch - you know how those girls from the Netherlands are. Always going on and on about how they've got the best damn tulips.

So the lemmings of Looking Good should be back today to regale me with stories from LolaCon 2003. I cannot wait for the scoopage. And I hope Proo manages to get on a flight soon; last we heard, she had camped out overnight in LaGuardia Airport.

Posted by Julie on October 20, 2003 07:43 AM to the category Day In the Life

All I know is that a lot of those chicks look foreign. And if George Bush has taught me anything, it's that you can't trust foreign chicks. They're probably all radical muslim terrorists who hate oil and eat babies.

Posted by: overg at October 20, 2003 07:50 AM

You're up! Ahead of schedule! Yay! Enough! With! The! Exclamation! Marks!

Posted by: rappy at October 20, 2003 10:06 AM

Aww, my MC Hammer dance isn't around anymore!

I likes Johanna too. She's cute.

Posted by: Teem at October 20, 2003 10:52 AM

Teem, I miss your Hammer dance! I stupidly didn't save it. My mistake.


Posted by: Julie at October 20, 2003 11:11 AM

I was running up the stairs last night, fell on the way up... Went to put my hand in front of myself (automatic reaction) my hand hits the step, NAIL FIRST ( mind you I have acrylic nails and my real nails are almost just as long), Hit the nail on my right ring finger. It rips straight back and takes my real nail w/ it. More than 1/2 way off the nail bed. OMG! What pain!! I was about to scream!
Then today... I was at work and banged that same nail twice. It's soo gross, I've washed it and put a band aid on it so my "nails" wont rip compleately off :(.

Posted by: Amber at February 28, 2005 08:56 PM