I no longer get to share with you my funny IM conversations with Teem (because she works in Meat World now, which doesn't believe in instant messaging), so I will do the next best thing and share a li'l bit of an e-mail she sent me this morning.
In response to my telling her about clients wanting to edit/approve a newsletter article I wrote about their company:
"Article Title", written by Highwaygirl and screwed up by Picky McChangerson.
Fight the power! *raises fist*
*puts fist away, deeming it too puny*
*raises cutlass instead*
Later in the same e-mail, in response to my offhand suggestion that she might like Clinique's Raspberry Superbalm lip balm:
I recognize that you are evil, yet I am still going to the mall during lunch to the Clinique counter. There is something wrong with that, somehow.