How I Spent My Lunch Hour

• Drive home
• Enter home
• Remove dominatrix kitten heels
• Remove pants
• Fire up Winamp playlist
• Play Ash's "Burn, Baby, Burn"
• Flail around kitchen
• Play the Vines' "Outtathaway!"
• Flail around living room
• Laugh as Caygeon tears through living room
• Play the Hives' "Hate To Say I Told You So"
• Shimmy through living room and kitchen
• Play the Strokes' "Hard To Explain"
• Eat cottage cheese while dancing in place at sink
• Put dominatrix kitten heels back on
• Play Girls Against Boys' "Roxy"
• Gyrate around computer desk
• Wave frantically at my betta fish, Otis Redding
• Play the Jackson 5's "I Want You Back"
• Sing loudly in falsetto while jumping up and down stupidly
• Put pants back on
• Grab Diet Sunkist from refrigerator
• Depart home
• Drive back to work