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November 30, 2004

Pants and Pigtails

Jake: dude
Jake: issues
Jake: serious issues
Me: what?
Jake: I just got done looking at all your sick twisted photos of Jonathan
Jake: the "shag me" one is the worst
Me: *swoon*
Jake: alanis wannabe
Me: isn't he dreamy?
Me: you'd switch teams for him, right?
Jake: DUDE
Me: I did
Me: repeatedly
Jake: how can you even deny the idea that he is one hell of a jonny torch kinda guy?
Me: hey, just because he's pretty, doesn't mean he's gay
Jake: it's not even the prettiness
Jake: it's the posing
Jake: the stares
Me: I know, his eyes penetrate my very soul
Me: just wait until you see the scene from Titus
Me: then you'll want him, too

And here you go! Never has jumping on a pool table looked so good.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers ("Chiron") vibrating around a dungeon

16MB/0:59/Quick Time format

This is the kind of guy for whom I, from the ages of 16 to 21, would have kicked puppies in order to gain his attention. Eaten babies, too.

I ask you – How many men can pull off the wearing of skintight red snakeskin pants? Very few. How many men can get away with wearing their hair in pigtails? Not many.

How many men can look freakishly hot while wearing skintight red snakeskin pants AND wearing their hair in pigtails? Precious few, my friends. Precious few. And when you find one, you should worship at his altar accordingly.

Posted by Highwaygirl on November 30, 2004 07:07 PM to the category Celebrity Crush

One word: Creepy.

This crush on Suckface needs to end.

Posted by: Phildozer at December 1, 2004 09:51 AM


Just wait until I start reviewing all of his movies. And the fact that he's naked in most of them.

Posted by: Highwaygirl at December 1, 2004 10:09 AM

Yes, Suckface.

Every photo he either looks like Kate Moss-Suckface or he's having a broomstick rammed in his fanny.

Come on HWG, we hold you to higher standards than this!

Posted by: Phildozer at December 1, 2004 12:28 PM

Yeah, gotta agree with Phildozer here. Something is wrong with homey's lips. And nostrils. And since I'm in hatin' mode, I have got to admit that I think Rhett Miller has massive bug eyes.

Wooo. Sorry, had to let that out. I'll go sit here quietly next to Gwyneth now.

Posted by: Teem at December 1, 2004 06:36 PM

Yeah, JRM's face isn't as pretty in that clip as it normally is (although his nostrils look big because he's being shot from below). That clip is all about what his body is doing. Any man that can move his body like that has my full, undivided attention.

But really, how can you not love this face?


Posted by: Highwaygirl at December 1, 2004 07:52 PM

JRM is so hott and sexy and he's all mine!
how can you not love his cute face and hott ass!!!!!!!

Posted by: shelby RM at August 9, 2005 07:41 PM
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