Me: heh, one of my friends just asked "what is Jake like"
Me: how the hell do I answer that?
Jake: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jake: the greatest person on earth
Me: copied and pasted
Jake: hahahahaha
Jake: dude
Jake: that face of you is SKERRY.... the expression reminds me of Malcolm McDowell in A Clockwork Orange
Jake: but alas, I must say it is still a good photo
Jake: despite the scariness
Me: you are so mean!!!
Jake: I said it was a good photo
Me: thank you so much for calling me scary
Jake: IT'S A BLOODY RED LIGHT FOR CHRISSAKE!
Jake: shall I call you Alex now?
Me: YOU CALLED ME HEINOUS!
Me: you've made me cry, are you happy?
Jake: HAHAHA
Jake: yes, as a matter of fact, I am
Me: I'm sitting here telling my friend how cool you are
Me: and you're being CRUEL
Me:
"Me: Jake is cool. he's 21, very cynical, but also very smart."
Me: SEE?!?!?
Jake: hahahahhaaha
Jake: I never said YOU were scary
Me: I say nice things about you
[PAUSE]
Me: do you feel guilty yet?
Jake: you're the best