Updated throughout the day as time allows.
9:05 a.m.
Me: what is cute waiter's NAME?
Rappy: Oh, it's not good
Rappy: Dvir.
Me: how do you pronounce that?
Rappy: d-veer
Me: that's very close to d-jee-ber
Rappy: omg, FUCK OFF
Me: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: *twirls around the office*