I still feel like hot death on a stick, but Rappy is trying to perk me up by providing scintillating conversation:
Rappy: I know the loss of added benefits might suck, but I suggest the band aid approach.
Me: but this is how guys do it!
Me: I guess I always have my arranged marriage with Totem to fall back on
Rappy: I should probably mention that to him...
Me: what? he's cheating on me?!?
Rappy: he just doesn't know he shouldn't be!
Me: is Totem a playah?
Me: Totem is probably King Godly Stud and you just don't talk about it
Me: I should post this on your site
Me: in a comment
Me: because then he will see it
Rappy: put it on yours. Expose it to the masses
Me: but HE won't see it
Rappy: I'll tell him about it
Me: oh all right
Rappy: remind me tomorrow to tell him
Me: call him NOW
Me: get his ass out of bed for it
Rappy: he works hard.
Me: he was supposed to send me cookies
Me: he works hard doing what?
Me: dude, the cookies are our BOND
Rappy: he's in school 5 days a week, and works evenings 5 nights a week, and then volunteers at the Oncology wing of the hospital in Tel Aviv
Rappy: on Fridays
Me: he DOES?
Rappy: it's part of his scholarship fulfillment
Me: *revokes swoon*
Rappy: but he could have gone anywhere!
Rappy: he chose this