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February 09, 2005

Totem Pole

I still feel like hot death on a stick, but Rappy is trying to perk me up by providing scintillating conversation:

Rappy: I know the loss of added benefits might suck, but I suggest the band aid approach.
Me: but this is how guys do it!
Me: I guess I always have my arranged marriage with Totem to fall back on
Rappy: heh
Rappy: I should probably mention that to him...
Me: what? he's cheating on me?!?
Rappy: no!
Rappy: he just doesn't know he shouldn't be!
Me: haha
Me: is Totem a playah?
Rappy: No
Me: Totem is probably King Godly Stud and you just don't talk about it
Me: I should post this on your site
Me: in a comment
Me: because then he will see it
Rappy: true!
Me: *coding*
Rappy: NO!
Rappy: put it on yours. Expose it to the masses
Me: but HE won't see it
Rappy: I'll tell him about it
Me: oh all right
Me: done
Rappy: remind me tomorrow to tell him
Me: call him NOW
Me: get his ass out of bed for it
Rappy: nah
Rappy: he works hard.
Me: he was supposed to send me cookies
Me: he works hard doing what?
Rappy: OH!
Me: dude, the cookies are our BOND
Rappy: he's in school 5 days a week, and works evenings 5 nights a week, and then volunteers at the Oncology wing of the hospital in Tel Aviv
Rappy: on Fridays
Me: he DOES?
Me: *swoon*
Rappy: it's part of his scholarship fulfillment
Me: oh
Me: *revokes swoon*
Rappy: but he could have gone anywhere!
Rappy: he chose this

Posted by Highwaygirl on February 9, 2005 04:41 PM to the category Friends

any cookie preferances?

Posted by: Totem at February 10, 2005 09:07 AM

The special former-Israeli-navy-submariner-and-now-King-Godly-Stud cookies, please! Or, the ones with tahini. Rappy says those are your best.

Posted by: Highwaygirl at February 10, 2005 09:22 AM

I'll work on it over the weekend, but I want the swoon reinstated

Posted by: Totem at February 10, 2005 09:24 AM


I'm also expecting you to share with me the secret of counting cutlery.

Posted by: Highwaygirl at February 10, 2005 10:09 AM

The secret is to make a big show of counting all the cutlery, then to tell the Mess Sergeant exactly the amount he expects to hear, minus one or two for authenticity. Then, at night, you steal 10 of each from one of the other platoons.

Posted by: Totem at February 10, 2005 10:35 AM
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