Jake: filled with hate
Me: want to hear something sweet?
Me: sure you do
Jake: this place makes me hate the world
Me: I just got this in an e-mail from someone
Me: "Your letters are always a nice burst of sunshine to start out my day...thank you!"
Me: isn't that nice?
Me: I feel all appreciated
Jake: now's my chance to RUIN IT
Jake: and BRING YOU DOWN
Me: I'm going to commemorate your bitterness to the ages
Jake: I want to ram my head into the wall