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I think I have found the perfect man.
Guy #1: The base model
Reason he alone is not perfect: Sadly unattainable
Guy #2: Add his sarcasm, geekiness, height, background, most other aspects of his personality
Reason he alone is not perfect: Apparently willfully obtuse when it comes to my charms
Guy #3: Add his availability/eagerness
Reason he alone is not perfect: No real chemistry whatsoever
Guy #4: Add his geographical proximity, hair, voice
Reason he alone is not perfect: Wants to get super serious
Guy #5: Add his accent, ability to dance on pool tables wearing skintight red leather pants
Reason he alone is not perfect: Doesn't know I exist (damn you, Jonathan Rhys Meyers!)
I think I can pull this off. Because I am a 
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