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March 18, 2005

*Dies a Shawty Inside*

I shouldn't be laughing as hard at this as I am, but ...

Gizoogle's translation of my site

Basically, it's my site as translated by Snoop Dogg. The thing I'm finding funniest at the moment is that it converted one of the lines in "Mad World" from And I find it kind of funny to:

"And I find it kind of F-U-Double-Nizzy"

The translated conversations between me and Rappy sent raspberry iced tea right out my nose. Oh god, I have to quote these for posterity:

Rappy: oh GOD
Rappy: go away
Rappy: so show some love niggaz: gizzay you kniznow how sometizzles you meet someone n they immediately think you're they best nigga n call you constantly?
Rappy: well, imagine thizzay wit a sexual overtone.
Rappy: EW
Me: *dies a shawty inside*

Jakes: I can already T-to-tha-izzell this is gonna be a long n painful day
Me: I am frontin' at 2:30, bitches!
Me: *izzy hizzle toothy smiley*
Me: I'll call you every hiznalf hour
Me: ta see how you're doing
Jakes: I hate you
Me: it must be opposite day
Me: coz tha truth is that you lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve me

Me: I wonda if tha lead cracka is stiznill hot?
Me: he was hot in tha B-L-to-tha-izzack metallic video
Rappy: uh, he's blunt-rollin' hot.
Rappy: I saw him in person.
Rappy: YOWZA
Rappy: right around tha time tizzy Adam & Eve came out.
Rappy: Which would hizzy been...
Rappy: around 97/98?
Me: I should find a photo
Rappy: he couldn't have aged badly.
Rappy: oh, you mizzy you wizzle me ta find one?
Rappy: ok!
Rappy: http://www.popchild.com/issue_10/images/catherinizzle
Me: he's gots an intense face
Me: I wizzay ta smooch it
Rappy: aye

Me: how tha hizzy does he manage ta be in tha Navy?
Rappy: I kizzy! Those is like REQUIREMENTS!
Me: coz mizzy of them is hardcore booza n sex fiends
Me: but he's like Mickey Mizouse ...
Me: on South P-to-tha-izzark

Posted by Highwaygirl on March 18, 2005 03:22 PM to the category Geek Love

That is f-a-to-tha-tizzal! *snort*

I need to find a way to incorporate sometizzles in to my day-to-day dialogues. I already use fer shizzle all the time, so I could just start rhyming, maytizzle.

Posted by: rappy at March 18, 2005 03:35 PM
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