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Rappy: are you watching Medium?
Me: not right this second, no
Rappy: no, I mean, do you watch the show?
Me: <-- at work
Rappy: thanks for the clarification there, Einstein
Me: an Aussie posted on me site!
Rappy: I saw!
Me: *responds*
Rappy: and he's bringing friends
Rappy: you're like, a kegger
Jake: SAMSONITE!!!
Me: SUCTION CUP DILDO!!!
Jake: PIG POOCH ORANGATANG!!!
Me: uhhh ...
Me: OK, you win
Jake: she's talking about leaky holes right now
Jake: and... caulking
Jake: pronounced COCKING
Jake: COCKING THE HOLES damn you
Jake: plugging them
Jake: stopping the leakage
Jake: because they have "DRIED AND SHRUNK"
Jake: they are "OLD"
Me: *retches*
Jake: "IF I WERE HOME RIGHT NOW, I'D BE WET"
Me: NO
Me: she did not say that
Jake: yes
Jake: she did
Jake: but referring to her kitchen windows
Jake: from the rain
Jake: you excited him
Me: I will stab you if you continue that line of thought
Jake: hahahaha
Jake: you...
Jake: aroused him
Me: I mean it
Me: SHUT IT
Jake: you...
Jake: made him sweaty
Me: Jake
Jake: *smiley*
Me: our friendship hangs in the balance
Jake: hahahaha
Jake: http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/04/
oldest.munchkin.ap/index.html
Me: you and your midgets
Jake: the midgets of the world need a leader
Jake: and I
Jake: I am up to the challenge
Jake: I shall harness the power of the midget
Jake: and with that midget power, RULE THE WORLD
Me: like a team of tiny oxen
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