Roo: guess what I'm doing in June?
Roo: you're going to dieeeeeeeeeee
Me: testing for your black belt???
Me: I mean a higher degree
Roo: ha! no
Me: hint me?
Me: you're going to kiss a frog?
Roo: heh. perhaps
Roo: frogs are also called ___
Me: YOU'RE GOING TO FRANCE???
Roo: or well, maybe it's a different classification
Roo: HA...what??? hee
Me: wow, that was insensitive of me
Me: Marcel will be displeased