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May 15, 2006

Killing Them Softly

I would kill you and eat you, if given the chance.

Me: alligator kills woman
Me: and that is why all alligators should be killed
Jen: OMG
Jen: That is crazy how he just attacked her
Me: and you defended them!!!
Jen: I admit, I do love the gators
Me: even if they ripped your arms off and let you bleed to death? ;)
Jen: then, no

Me: alligator kills woman
Me: *screams in fear*
Rappy: god, just thinking about DF is making me angry again.
Me: think about having your arms ripped off by an alligator instead
Rappy: good idea
Rappy: Jesus, that's horrific
Me: every last single one of them
Rappy: right along with the roaches
Me: amen, sista-friend

And now this - two more women killed by alligators. I'm especially weirded out since one of them lives one town south of me, and her sister is married to a man who shares my last name.

Posted by Highwaygirl on May 15, 2006 01:38 PM to the category Day In the Life

I totally knew you'd write about this today! I thought of you when I saw the story. How freaky is that? Alligators are SCARY!

Posted by: Erika at May 15, 2006 02:33 PM

Julie -

You have to admit, that in that link to the CNN story, that the gator would look sweet in a pair of sunglasses.

And let's not just kill 'em, unless you're thinking of making a mountain of purses and giving me lots of gator steaks.

Posted by: Mike at May 16, 2006 11:24 AM

Mike, I was thinking I'd make you a kickass pair of gator boots ... and maybe a gator briefcase to go with them.

And, of course, gator jerky.

See? Alligators - more useful to us when dead!

Posted by: Highwaygirl at May 16, 2006 05:27 PM


Posted by: jonny20 at March 3, 2007 08:18 PM
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