Several years ago, a few months after I started at my current job, one of my coworkers ate a box of Stouffer's Macaroni & Cheese that I had brought in for lunch on a Friday and forgot about. I planned on having it the following Monday, only to find that some DAMNABLE BASTARD had consumed it over the weekend.
I suspected Jake. He'd be the kind of person who would do something like that. But he maintained, for YEARS, that it was not him.
I talked to Jake earlier tonight ...
Me: I know you mess with food, YOU ATE MY MAC & CHEESE
Me: *winking smiley*
Jake: oooh shit that's right... I was supposed to buy you a replacement before I left too
Jake: sorry I honestly forgot
Me: finally you admit to it!!!!
Jake: I did finally confess right?
Jake: OH SHIT!
Me: not until right now!!!
Jake: I THOUGHT I DID BEFORE I LEFT
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!
Jake: I CAN EXPLAIN!
Me: OH MY GOD!!!
Me: YOU LIED TO ME
Jake: I didnt realize it was yours until AFTER you gave me shit
Jake: I lied
Me: OVER AND OVER AND OVER
Jake: HAHAHA YES
Jake: because I planned on telling you years later
Jake: which is what has happened I suppose
Jake: so it was like this
Jake: I was there over the weekend
Jake: AND I TOO HAD BEEN EATING THOSE FUCKING THINGS
Me: they're sinfully delicious, I know
Jake: and I saw one in the freezer
Jake: thought it was mine from a while back
Jake: ate it
Jake: then whenever you started talking about it
Jake: or rather complaining about the theft
Jake: I had to deny it
Me: I am outing you
Jake: hahahahah, I am truly sorry